Question 1 - A teaser

OK...So it's 10 pm out here in Nevada and I've had a REALLY busy day, so I'm gonna use a mulligan here.

I actually mentioned this part of the question on Sunday:

How tall are you?

Assuming that this was meant to be a "funny" I will still pacify this trivial question with this witty response.....

It depends!!!

When I joined the Navy they put 5' 6" on my "official" Military ID card....However, upon further review I realized that was just "Military Intelligence" which is really the worlds biggest oxymoron.

SOOOOOOO.....in all reality, I am actually only 5' 5 & 1/2" tall.

Hope that helps!!!???

Tomorrow I promise to answer one of the "serious" questions!!!

P Biddy